My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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