There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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