what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
