haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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