if i can run in heels then i can drive
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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