We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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