the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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