plz talk dirty to me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
