I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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