Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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