well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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