Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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