Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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