No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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