apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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