i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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