what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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