I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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