yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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