I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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