Acid is not a monday night drug
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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