I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And then he peed in my hair
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