I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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