I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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