yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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