dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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