Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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