Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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