She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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