We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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