Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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