one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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