Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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