I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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