I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am in a vortex of obligation.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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