How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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