Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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