When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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