I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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