have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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