hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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