College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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