i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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