GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
