Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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