I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We just shotgunned beers for America
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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