you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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