We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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