If that was your dad, he is hot
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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