and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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