No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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