and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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