shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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