I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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