so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize